Serendipity

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

butts-senpai:

HHNNNGG

suckmyaspirin:

When the bell rings at school

suckmyaspirin:

When the bell rings at school

kingrances:

DRAG HIM

kingrances:

DRAG HIM

topnotchbodies:

Big Brother contestant/model {Cody Calafiore}

topnotchbodies:

Big Brother contestant/model {Cody Calafiore}