Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
- free baked goods
- honest opinions
- i laugh at everything
- you’re always the attractive friend
- i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
- i don’t judge
- mental instability
- everything i say is annoying
- i repeat myself a lot
- i’m an anxious piece of trash
- i sing a lot
- i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
- mood swings
- i hardly go out
When the bell rings at school